Handmade in the UK | Vintage China | Delightfully Offensive
For the bold, the boujee, and the beautifully unbothered.
Welcome to the Too Glam To Give A Damn collection — the home of unapologetic sparkle, bold attitude and vintage china that refuses to behave. These pieces are for the people who walk into a room and instantly raise the vibe, who love a bit of drama, a lot of glitter and absolutely no unsolicited opinions. Every plate and trinket starts as carefully sourced vintage china before being transformed with a gloriously sassy phrase that celebrates confidence with a wink and a middle finger.
Each item is handmade, one-of-a-kind and never repeated, because being glam isn’t about fitting in — it’s about standing out. Whether you’re shopping for a friend who radiates main-character energy or treating yourself (as you should), this collection brings humour, elegance and chaos together in the prettiest way possible.
If you’ve ever been told you’re “a bit much,” congratulations — you’re exactly the right amount.
Looking for something with more bite? Explore the Rebel Plates collection.
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