Handmade in the UK | Vintage China | Delightfully Offensive
Not Straight, Not Sorry
Bold. Queer. Beautifully unapologetic.
Welcome to the Not Straight, Not Sorry collection — a vibrant, unapologetic celebration of queer joy, identity and glorious self-expression. These pieces blend the charm of vintage china with bold, sweary statements that honour LGBTQIA+ pride with humour, sparkle and zero apologies. Whether you’re loud and proud, beautifully chaotic, fabulously extra or quietly powerful, this collection is here to remind you that who you are is something to celebrate — loudly.
Each plate or trinket begins as reclaimed vintage china, chosen for its colour, character or whimsical charm. Then it’s transformed with phrases that radiate confidence, sass and queer energy. Every piece is handmade, one-of-a-kind and never repeated — because your identity isn’t mass-produced, and neither is your art.
These make perfect gifts for partners, best friends, chosen family or your own fabulous self. Decorate your space with pride, humour and a healthy dose of “fuck yes, this is me.”
Looking for more bold attitude? Explore the Too Glam To Give A Damn collection.
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