Vintage China.

The story behind the sass!

It started with a gift, a laugh, and someone I loved deeply.

Over ten years ago, one of my best friends gave me my first piece of sweary china — a beautiful china mug with a totally inappropriate message. It was perfect: elegant, unexpected, and absolutely hilarious. Every time I looked at it, I laughed. That gift stuck with me.

When he passed away, I kept coming back to that mug. It reminded me of his humour, his mischief, and his gift for finding joy in the unexpected. That’s what inspired me to create Swears of Joy — a way to honour his spirit and share a little of that wicked, joyful energy with others.

Every piece I make is a tribute to our friendship: vintage, unapologetic, and full of personality (with a few swear words for good measure). I hope my work brings you a laugh, a memory, or just a little rebellious delight — just like he brought into my life.

"Nice china, Naughty words"

At Swears of Joy, we give pre-loved vintage china a second life — with a bit more attitude. From plates and teacups to trinket dishes (and whatever else we’ve thrifted that week), each piece is completely unique and ever so slightly unhinged.

Expect bold fonts, cheeky phrases, and the occasional well-placed profanity — all served up on beautifully delicate porcelain. It’s the perfect mix of polite and potty-mouthed, and no two pieces are ever the same.

WHAT WOULD YOUR NAN SAY?